Well that’s just tragic, heh. Unfortunate to get between a medium and her burgers (like a detective and her chicken).
Woman, your analogies.
Can I ask: how does one become a spirit medium?
Well, Banana-man, I can tell you that it depends on what kind of technique you want to learn. I really only know mine.
And for that, you have to be born into it! It takes alot of training, too. Technically, I’m not even a full-blown medium, myself! And here I am supposed to run the village when I get older, isn’t that nuts?
Tough one aintchya? I’m willing to bet those bears didn’t know what was comin’ for em. I suppose if it were a battle royal over a cheeseburger it couldn’t be helped.
I’m sure fighting bears under waterfalls is training enough for…channeling spirits, right? Heh, ya know, I’ve yet to run into a medium that was anything but a fraud. Not that I’m doubting you.
No cheeseburgers involved, sadly! There aren’t any in the village, so I had to get my fill before training started.
That’s right you shouldn’t doubt me! I’m one-hundred-percent real medium! It’s like real angus beef, only I’m not a cow.
“No, not The Doctor, nor Doctor Black Jack, the doctor who’s been taking care of my medical needs. A little girl is his wife?! Well that is indeed awkward!”
Oooh … Bummer.
Yeah, it’s just a bit awkward. I think she’s just being silly, though. I’ll ask him when I see him again!!
“I’m glad training is going well. Charley’s doing well, and I’ve been okay as well. The doctor said I was doing better. And I’ve been keeping busy.”
You’re not talking about The Doctor, are you? You know, Doc? Doctor Black Jack? Mister Grumpy pants? I haven’t seen him in so long! I brought a burger by the other day but this little girl answered the door claiming to be his wife. Talk about awkward!
Yeah? Trainin’ in what, Miss Fey?
Sitting under waterfalls or fighting bears?
Heheh, I’m doin’ just fine — all things considered.
Both! At the same time!
How about that!?
“Welcome home, Maya. How has training been going?”
Training’s going pretty well, same old same old! How’s Charley? I missed him! And you too, of course.
Well welcome back, little lady, havin’ fun somewhere?
I was training!
I took a bit of a break to celebrate Steel Samurai week, but now that’s done with, so I’m here!
How are you, banana-man?
What’d I miss?